do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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