Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
please don't ironically join a cult
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