I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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