Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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