YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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