I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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