awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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