He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We have started to decorate penises.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
