Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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