Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I would fuck him just for his dog
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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