Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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