I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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