the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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