Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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