So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My Higher Power is John Stamos
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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