you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
