so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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