my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
dude. I can hear the air.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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