p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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