Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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