i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
