Don't you send me to vm
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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