Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he puts the penis in happiness.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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