She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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