yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
