I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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