Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
