Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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