It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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