Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Everyone says I win the strip club
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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