I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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