If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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