My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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