Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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