is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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