a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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