I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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