yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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