If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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