they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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