Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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