Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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