Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
