You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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