David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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