I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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