spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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