Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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