yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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