if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
