just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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