Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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