did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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