Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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