found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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